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In this family drama, a brother and sister are conjoined at the genitals and must deal with problems that come with having a roommate, living life in the 2010's, and being locked in a constant state of intercourse with your sibling. I shouldn't have really said "problems", though, because both of them are into it and it gets pretty heavy. They should have called this Uncomfortable Audience. I mean, I get that the show is trying to push boundaries and taboos and tear down bassoons and all that, but it was hard to watch. I would have completely hated it if not for the scene where the sister tries to do surgery on herself because she suddenly thinks they're actually conjoined at the eye.

So yeah, SPOILER ALERT, the twist at the end is that the sister has gone insane. Sure, that's less of a twist and more just a thing that happens, but also the brother stretches his penis all the way around her and then lubricates his underarm with oil, so SPOILER TWIST ALERT, the brother's a robot. End of episode, fade to black, no end title cards. My goosebumps had boners, it was nuts.

Fishbowl is a fish eye lens POV drama about a fish that has two white slaves. One comes from a rich family, the other from a poor one, but none of it matters in the long run because they're still both slaves to the fish. Even though we only see the fish's point of view, and the fish's bowl is stationary for the entire episode, it's a surprisingly engaging show. The slaves get through the days by peppering conversations with sarcasm and converse damskie by peppering the fish's sandwiches with more pepper than one might expect. The joke's on the slaves, though, because at the end of the pilot the girls realize that they've been making sandwiches for something that doesn't eat sandwiches. The slaves decide to run away, but the fish overhears them and laughs as if this was its plan all along. End of episode, black screen, orchestral hit, and a simple title card that says "Fishbowl" in a font I've never seen. Really solid, compelling television. Every once in a while Fishbowl sort of feels like an hilarious POV fish/slave comedy, but at its core it's an dramatic tale of survival and mysteries and fish puns. I won't ruin any of the puns for you, but they're terrible. The mysteries are pretty funny.

Twwwilight? is a hormone fueled tween action romance fantasy that makes you think you're watching Twilight the whole time, but only because maybe you are. Thanks to all of the teenagers wearing various jackets in the woods, even after the first episode is over, you still can't tell if you're watching Twilight or not. It's about a plain and clumsy girl, Princess Prettybird. She's the new girl in town and one of her classmates, Vincent Moonfire The Worldnether, wants to literally eat her and she thinks that's awesome.

I could have sworn there was a part in Twilight when a guy with hair like that and a girl with hair both stared at each other while wearing various jackets in the woods. To solve this mystery, I ended up re watching the Twwwilight? pilot next to another TV playing Twilight and I still couldn't tell. We may not ever know and I think that's just a testament to the quality of the show. They're really good at making you think you're maybe watching Twilight but probably not but then again you haven't watched all of Twilight so maybe this is just a later part from Twilight because you're almost positive there was a part in Twilight where the tall haired guy saves a girl from, in, or near a car.

SPOILER ALERT: At the end of the pilot, it's revealed that you haven't been watching Twilight at all and that the characters have never even heard of vampires. They're witches and stuff, and they sparkle in the daylight because of love or something. I don't know, I drifted off for most of the all of it. I do wonder what they'll do about the title, but not enough to watch another episode.

Produced by Mark Whalberg and Highlights for converse cipő bolt Children, Kevin Dylan and converse günstig online kaufen a friend of Kevin Dylan both star in this adaptation of the beloved Goofus and Gallant cartoon strip that taught us all about not being bossy. The show's pretty fantastic, even though it takes some liberties with the characters' names and some of the subject matter. For example, instead of Gallant being good at sharing crayons, Dalliant is good at doing his taxes on time. And instead of Goofus running by the pool or down the escalator while holding the scissors pointing up, Doofer shits himself and stabs people while holding the scissors pointing whatever direction he deems best for stabbing. The two unlikely friends become roommates, friends, and eventual business partners. Doofer's catchphrase is "hug it out, bitch", while Dalliant's catchphrase is "Fuck you, that's from Entourage". Doofer's other catchphrase is "yeah, well, I was ON Entourage, so.", and Dalliant's other catchphrase is "You say that like you're proud." Things get pretty intense and they never speak to each other again. I really liked the show up until they ended it forever. I wish they were planning on making more episodes.

Three linen saleswomen and Goddesses live on Mt. Olympus and simply can not decide whose finger is the most hilarious in this drama about jokes. Ambersia says it's Bethaniam's finger, while Bethaniam says it's Ambersia's finger. Cordialda won't weigh in because she's offended that no one thinks that her own finger is funny. I mean, you can tell that she knows her finger isn't hilarious, but it's like, come on ladies, at least acknowledge that her finger is chuckleable. Oh, and that's actually one cool thing I liked a lot about the show, when they made up words like "chuckleable". It really distracts from the set, which is clearly just some parking lot. Nice try, show. It doesn't matter how many signs you put up that say "Mt. Olympus", you're still clearly filming your show in a parking lot. The actresses are all really good, which makes up for it a bit. Like I said, you can tell Cordialda knows that her finger isn't hilarious, but she never says anything about it. You can just tell, because the actress is so good.

Good actressing only goes so far, though. I couldn't tell what was going on half the time because there are too many elements to the show. They're Goddesses, they're selling linen, and they're trying to make their fingers look hilarious (above). If the show were only about arguments over who has the more hilarious finger, it still probably wouldn't be good, but at least it would be consistent. Seriously, make a choice and stick with it, No, YOUR Finger Is Hilarious!. The first act was mostly spent on the finger stuff, then Zeus showed up and did donuts in Mt. Olympus' parking lot which by the way looked exactly like every other part of Mt. Olympus. Then at the end of the pilot, out of the blue, Cordialda is all "We got the big linen account!". Everyone cheers and the credits roll while Zeus raps. Weird. But not as weird as the next show on the docket.